ArnoldC：关键字出自斯瓦辛格电影的趣味编程语言
英文原文：ArnoldC
ArnoldC 是一种命令式编程语言，其基本的关键字均出自阿诺·斯瓦辛格的电影。该语言编写的程序可用 Parboiled 和 ASM 解析成 Java 字节码。
下面一起来看看如何使用这种蛋疼趣味语言。
Main 方法
每个 ArnoldC 程序必须有一个 main 方法。如下：
IT'S SHOWTIME [语句] YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
最简单的 ArnoldC 程序如下：
IT'S SHOWTIME YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
语句
输出
TALK TO THE HAND 语句用于打印输出字符串或变量。打印字符串：
TALK TO THE HAND "cnblogs"
打印变量：
TALK TO THE HAND myvar
声明变量
ArnoldC 语言中唯一的变量类型是 16 位的有符号整数。必须在声明时赋值。
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE variablename YOU SET US UP initialvalue @I LIED 和 @NO PROBLEMO 这两个“宏” 对应的值是 0 和 1
声明两个变量，值分别是 0 和 1
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE varFalse YOU SET US UP @I LIED HEY CHRISTMAS TREE varTrue YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO 变量赋值
变量赋值语句用如下格式：
GET TO THE CHOPPER myvar HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand [operations] ENOUGH TALK HERE IS MY INVITATION 用来对栈顶的变量做赋值。经过其他操作，最终赋值给变量 myvar。
算术操作
加法
GET UP operand
减法
GET DOWN operand
乘法
YOU'RE FIRED operand
除法
HE HAD TO SPLIT operand
所有算术操作优先级同一样。比如： a = (4 + b) * 2
GET TO THE CHOPPER a HERE IS MY INVITATION 4 GET UP b YOU'RE FIRED 2 ENOUGH TALK
逻辑操作
真语句的值为 1，假语句的值为 0。
等于
YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME operand
大于
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET operand
或
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE operand
与
KNOCK KNOCK operand
比如： a = (b + 5) > c
GET TO THE CHOPPER a HERE IS MY INVITATION b GET UP 5 LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET c ENOUGH TALK
比如 a = (b c) && d
GET TO THE CHOPPER a HERE IS MY INVITATION b CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE c KNOCK KNOCK d ENOUGH TALK 条件语句
如果 value 非0，执行条件分支
If
if (value) [statements] BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE value [statements] YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
If Else
if (value) [statements] else [statements] BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE value [statements] BULLSHIT [statements] YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
例1
if(a) print "a is true" else print "a is not true" BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE a TALK TO THE HAND "a is true" BULLSHIT TALK TO THE HAND "a is not true" YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
例 2 条件语句的值必须先计算 if (a > b) print “a is greater than b”
GET TO THE CHOPPER result HERE IS MY INVITATION a LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET b ENOUGH TALK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result TALK TO THE HAND "a is greater b" YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
While
STICK AROUND value [statements] CHILL 例子 打印 1 到 10
IT'S SHOWTIME HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isLessThan10 YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n YOU SET US UP STICK AROUND isLessThan10 GET TO THE CHOPPER n HERE IS MY INVITATION n GET UP 1 ENOUGH TALK TALK TO THE HAND n GET TO THE CHOPPER isLessThan10 HERE IS MY INVITATION 10 LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET n ENOUGH TALK CHILL YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
方法
方法必须在主函数外定义。方法参数用 I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE 定义。每个变量必须单独定义。GET YOUR ASS TO MARS 放在方法申明末尾，表明该方法是非空方法。I’LL BE BACK 就是 RETURN，根据方法是否为空，可以带一个变量。
空方法
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY methodName [Statements] HASTA LA VISTA, BABY 一个带两个参数的非空方法
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY methodName I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE arg1 I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE arg2 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS [Statements] HASTA LA VISTA, BABY 典型示例
更多例子可以在测试包中查看
Printing squares from 1 to 10
IT'S SHOWTIME HEY CHRISTMAS TREE limit YOU SET US UP 10 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE index YOU SET US UP 1 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE squared YOU SET US UP 1 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE loop YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO STICK AROUND loop GET TO THE CHOPPER squared HERE IS MY INVITATION index YOU'RE FIRED index ENOUGH TALK TALK TO THE HAND squared GET TO THE CHOPPER loop HERE IS MY INVITATION limit LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET index ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER index HERE IS MY INVITATION index GET UP 1 ENOUGH TALK CHILL YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
申明一个 modulo 函数，并在主函数调用它
IT'S SHOWTIME HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result1 YOU SET US UP HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result2 YOU SET US UP HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result3 YOU SET US UP HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result4 YOU SET US UP GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result1 DO IT NOW modulo 9 4 TALK TO THE HAND result1 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result2 DO IT NOW modulo 4795 87 TALK TO THE HAND result2 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result3 DO IT NOW modulo 3978 221 TALK TO THE HAND result3 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result4 DO IT NOW modulo 5559 345 TALK TO THE HAND result4 YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR HEY CHRISTMAS TREE quotient YOU SET US UP HEY CHRISTMAS TREE remainder YOU SET US UP HEY CHRISTMAS TREE product YOU SET US UP GET TO THE CHOPPER quotient HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend HE HAD TO SPLIT divisor ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER product HERE IS MY INVITATION divisor YOU'RE FIRED quotient ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER remainder HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend GET DOWN product ENOUGH TALK I'LL BE BACK remainder HASTA LA VISTA, BABY